I suppose she thinks I will screw up and toast them O.O
Some days, that's not a bad idea. ; )
How about something like the 'electric eye beam' that stores use to ring a chime when you go through the door.
Only rig it to a dog bark or LOUD noise.
I still have found nothing better than a spray water bottle.
A RFID tag in the collar, with the receiver wired to a proximity 'track-n-fire' trigger?
I wonder how hard those USB Missile Launchers shoot???? Naaa, better not do that...